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ruinedchildhood:

When your mom forgets to ask for her change back

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dajo42:

aliens land. they say “hey! we’re back! how are you doing” and we all collectively remember that we were just housesitting the entire time and oh no oh NO we FORGOT TO WATER THE PLANTS

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Assume one thing about me and I will answer if it is true or not.

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in-love-with-my-bed:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

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malfoymayi:

What if every bug you killed in your lifetime was added together to create a mega monster beast you have to fight in the afterlife.

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words
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rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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danseurofelsa:

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them

The amount of people who can relate to this makes me equally incredibly sad and immensely angry

My gnome of a professor flatout said that he would not allow make up exams for mental illnesses.

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