perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

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waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

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dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

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indytaker:

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image

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of your universe?

Atmosphere (via anotherwoundedsoul)
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officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

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I’m single because I still want you.

(via picsandquotes)
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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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